"This hot lady is offering a massage w/ extra service?"

                                                          
         I wanted to have a massage too...

  

  
  

'Funny Girl sneezing in her panties"

                                                          
  
            LOLS....Everytime she sneezes she used her panties as hanky..That is so
              being resourceful...I Guess..
  
  

"Lover fails to hide in the closet"

                                                         

                 Very funny, watch how the lover picks up his phone and ran back to the
                     closet....My tummy aches laughing at this one..
  

  
  

"This naked brunette only wants to take a shower"

                                                           
  
       What this hot brunette wants is only to take a shower...Funny it seems that someone is trying to make
             her not to....LOLS...                                                                                                      

  
  






 
 
 



A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place.
As they are making out in the bedroom, ready for the act, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See there, baby? That's 1000 pounds of Dynamite!"
She begins to drool. The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging legs, "See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.
Finally, he drops his underpants, and she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.
He catches her before she is able to run out the door, and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to leave?"
She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite, and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

'breast versus legs and body"

                                                          
                                                 Breast power versus legs and body....What do you think will
             win...? Watch and laugh as this video reveals the winner..

  

 

  

   

 According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the restroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. 

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all of the girls to the restroom and met them there with the maintenance man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how! difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance guy to clean one of them. He took a long handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirrors.

"Oh no..! This hot lady isn't so hot after all"

                                                         

                        A very funny prank...Look out how those men reacts...very funny..
                                 she is a he.....
  
  
  A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."   
  
           
      

'nurse showing her undies"

                                                          
                                            What a laugh for this one...those guys were really looking through
                                                           panty hose's....
  
  
    

"sexy sales lady selling her p__sy"

                                                          
            How bout buying something for your kitchen? Just look for this hot sales lady in the
                        store and surely you'll buy a lot...
  
  
    

"enlarge your breast through magic spray?"

                                                          

Naked and Funny. Miracle Spray for Breast Enlargement 1002 - The funniest videos are a click away

  
    

"Nun showing her Ass"

                                                           
 
     So sexy nun....showing her ASS....

Nun's "Tramp Stamp"! Naked and Funny 5086. - The funniest movie is here. Find it
  

"are you willing to take all of your clothes off?"

                                                          
         One day you go to the office and u have to donate your clothes...for solidarity reason....very funny
              and entertaining....LOLS...
  
  
    

"funny langerie commercial"

                                                                                   
                                                         A very funny video a tip to all nurses what to do when
                                              your patient suddenly stops breathing....:)
                                                                          
  
  

"hot bride takes on a totally complete stranger"

                                                           


                                 This is a really not good situation to be into..You might get mauled you know..

  
  
  
  A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. 

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no" he replies.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him." she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that" she says "there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies toilet....
                                         
   

'Oh..Please..that hurts"

                                                          
                                     A beautiful woman got sprained in a park...! Interesting.....:)

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar.

FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!

So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You got to make things right for her."

The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"

He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.

The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
  

"huge breast really are interesting view"

                                                           
                                             Now if only my breasts were those big!! Surely I can feed lots of babies..
                                                                   
   

  
  A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance. When the exciting night arrived and he sat down in his seat, a woman in front of the lawyer noticed the empty seat next to him and asked why such a valuable commodity was unused. The lawyer replied that his wife couldn't make it. The woman asked him if he didn't have relatives or friends who could have used the seat. He replied, "Oh, they're all at her funeral."
   

"hot model on audition"

                                                          
             Whew!..This model is Hot!
                                    Enjoy watching....Lols.....
  






  
  

"NEWS ARE SO NAKED"

                                                         
    NEWS ARE NAKED                     
                                  SO AS THE ANCHOR.....WHAT A STORY...
  

 


Mama and Papa Bear are accused of child abuse. Baby Bear is put on the stand to testify and is asked by the judge, "Do you want to live with Papa Bear?"
"No," Baby Bear replies, "he beats me."
Then the judge asks, "Do you want to live with Mama Bear?"
"No," Baby Bear replies, "she beats me too."
So the Judge says, "Who do you want to live with then?"
Baby Bear replies, "I want to live with the Chicago Bears, they don't beat anybody

   

"can you please take our picture sir"

                                                         
                 Lots of laugh for this one.. Imagine having your picture with a british guard wearing only
                    his underwear......

  

  
  
    

"beautiful angels falling"

                                                        
                              Angels falling just to be with you.....That's cool....
  
  
   
A colleague approached this man at lunch that invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, and that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work.
The colleague suggested a way to overcome that problem: "When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys."
So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself.
Late that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told he he'd be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom.
When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the john.
"How did you get in here?" he asked.
"Shhh!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my mother!"
    

"what would you do if your husband almost caught you cheating"

                                                       
                                 Would you do the same? If your husband almost
                              caught you cheating on him??


         
   
   
     
The nurse went in to check her patient in the ICU who was wearing nasal prongs. The nurse tried to talk to him, but all she could get out of him was gasping and unintelligible talk.

Finally, the nurse thrust a note pad and pencil at the patient and said, "I can't understand you, sir. Please write it down."

The patient weakly scribbled on the pad, "Get your dang foot off my oxygen tube!"


  

"The very sexy miss Misa Campo"

                                                      
                           Misa campo is hot.......
                          
   
   



A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse. "Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday," she says.

The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday. "I can't," says the woman. "That's the only night I'm home with my husband."


  

"starting to have sex when the bad news came"

                                                       
                           Just as you were about to have sex when your doctor calls and spoil things up!
                               Lots of laugh for this video.....


                                  
                                             



An elderly doctor and a Baptist minister were seated next to each other on the plane. The plane was delayed at the start due to some technical problems. Just after taking off, the pilot offered his apologies to the passengers and announced that a round of free drinks would be served.

When the charming hostess came round with the trolley, the doctor ordered a gin and tonic for himself. The hostess then asked the minister whether he wanted anything.

He replied, "Oh No! Thank you. I would rather commit adultery than drink alcohol."

The elderly doctor promptly handed his gin and tonic back to the hostess said, "Madam, I did not know there was a choice."
  

"lets have beer and lets have sex"

                                                 

   

     I was just wondering why alcohol and sex seems to pair? 

"How would you like to have a beer"

                                                       
                                                                  

                                                     
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers," she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"

She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to stay until your attitude changes."
  

"hot brunnete loves ants on her hole"

                                                       
          This chick  have a thing for wild animals especially the lil wild ones.......
              Crawling into her hole seems to bring her to heaven....I guess..
    
         
 This newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex:

wife: before we do this I have something I have to tell u.

husband: we're married now, u can tell me anything.

wife: I’m flat chested.

husband: I don't believe u, prove it.

So she takes off her shirt.

husband: holy shit I never seen a smaller chest, but I have something I have to tell u too.

wife: we're married now u can tell me anything.

husband: I m "weighed like a baby".

wife: I don't believe you, prove it.

So he takes off his pants.

wife: I thought u said u were weighed like a baby?!

husband: i am 6lbs 7ounces!

  

Girls on beach

                                                                             

                                    This guy was so lucky that everything he does to
    his self the girls on the beach seems to copy...But at the end of 
    this video he was'nt very lucky at all...
           
                                                    
                 A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking. 
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"

The husband replies, "Autumn.”

"Wife's sexy dance call on cellphone"

                                                           
                                If you happen to own one of these cellphones, make
sure that nobody gets to view your wife when she calls....Especially her hot dance...
                             



A guy walks into a bar carrying an 18" alligator.
The bartender says, "What do think you're doing? Get that goddamn thing out of here. I don't allow pets in my establishment".
The guy tries to explain. "Look he won't cause any trouble. He's well trained and I'll prove it". He then proceeds to put the alligator on the bar and says, "open".
The alligator open its mouth and you can see all of its razor sharp teeth. "Now watch this", he says and proceeds to remove his penis through his zipper and lays his balls gently onto the alligator's teeth.
He then orders a beer and proceeds to drink it. All the while the alligator keeps its mouth open and nothing happens. After finishing the beer the man gently removes his penis and puts it back into his pants.
He then says, "close" and the alligator closes its mouth. "You see he is perfectly trained. He would do that for anybody. Does anyone want to try?"
After looking around he finally here a drunk whose sitting at table say "Sure I'd like to try. But I don't know if I can keep my mouth open that long."
                    
   


   

Nun wearing only panties?

                                                           
              How would you like to take a look at this nun who wears only undies...

  


'We have two test tubes here,' said the professor of IVF studies from Monash University.

'They contain two carefully synthesized ingredients that we can now use to create human life. Solution A is a genetically engineered copy of all the ingredients in the female ovum, while Solution B replicates the active ingredients in male spermatozoa.

'If I mix them in this aseptic glass container a new human life will be conceived. Now any questions?'
'Could you possibly give us a demonstration?' asked an awed member of the audience.
'I'm sorry, not tonight,' said the professor, 'Solution A has a headache.'
   

too short and too hot

                                                            
            This lady is wearing too short skirt....lovely view for men...

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."

The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.

"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"

horny waiter serving gorgeous ladies

                                                         
   

 bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife!"