"This hot lady is offering a massage w/ extra service?"

                                                          
         I wanted to have a massage too...

  

  
  

'Funny Girl sneezing in her panties"

                                                          
  
            LOLS....Everytime she sneezes she used her panties as hanky..That is so
              being resourceful...I Guess..
  
  

"Lover fails to hide in the closet"

                                                         

                 Very funny, watch how the lover picks up his phone and ran back to the
                     closet....My tummy aches laughing at this one..
  

  
  

"This naked brunette only wants to take a shower"

                                                           
  
       What this hot brunette wants is only to take a shower...Funny it seems that someone is trying to make
             her not to....LOLS...                                                                                                      

  
  






 
 
 



A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place.
As they are making out in the bedroom, ready for the act, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See there, baby? That's 1000 pounds of Dynamite!"
She begins to drool. The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging legs, "See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.
Finally, he drops his underpants, and she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.
He catches her before she is able to run out the door, and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to leave?"
She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite, and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

'breast versus legs and body"

                                                          
                                                 Breast power versus legs and body....What do you think will
             win...? Watch and laugh as this video reveals the winner..

  

 

  

   

 According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the restroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. 

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all of the girls to the restroom and met them there with the maintenance man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how! difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance guy to clean one of them. He took a long handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirrors.

"Oh no..! This hot lady isn't so hot after all"

                                                         

                        A very funny prank...Look out how those men reacts...very funny..
                                 she is a he.....
  
  
  A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."   
  
           
      

'nurse showing her undies"

                                                          
                                            What a laugh for this one...those guys were really looking through
                                                           panty hose's....
  
  
    

"sexy sales lady selling her p__sy"

                                                          
            How bout buying something for your kitchen? Just look for this hot sales lady in the
                        store and surely you'll buy a lot...
  
  
    

"enlarge your breast through magic spray?"

                                                          

Naked and Funny. Miracle Spray for Breast Enlargement 1002 - The funniest videos are a click away

  
    

"Nun showing her Ass"

                                                           
 
     So sexy nun....showing her ASS....

Nun's "Tramp Stamp"! Naked and Funny 5086. - The funniest movie is here. Find it
  

"are you willing to take all of your clothes off?"

                                                          
         One day you go to the office and u have to donate your clothes...for solidarity reason....very funny
              and entertaining....LOLS...
  
  
    

"funny langerie commercial"

                                                                                   
                                                         A very funny video a tip to all nurses what to do when
                                              your patient suddenly stops breathing....:)
                                                                          
  
  

"hot bride takes on a totally complete stranger"

                                                           


                                 This is a really not good situation to be into..You might get mauled you know..

  
  
  
  A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. 

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no" he replies.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him." she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that" she says "there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies toilet....
                                         
   

'Oh..Please..that hurts"

                                                          
                                     A beautiful woman got sprained in a park...! Interesting.....:)

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar.

FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!

So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You got to make things right for her."

The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"

He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.

The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"